17、The REAL Tea on my Oshite Character Art (Don't Sleep on This!)




 Look, I felt like it wasn’t fair to keep y’all in the dark about the true intent behind my Oshite script digital art. We’re already 15 episodes deep into the "Sakura Chapter" series, so honestly, I don't even know if anyone’s reading this far, but... screw it, we’re doing it anyway!

I actually tucked the secret sauce into the lyrics of my chanting songs, but when I asked Google Translate for a hand? Bro. It straight-up blurred out the core message. I was like, "Wait, is this some forbidden knowledge? Is the algorithm trying to silence me?!"

But nah, I’m spilling the tea anyway!

So, the word from Up Above (yeah, the high-dimensional squad) is this:

If you keep chanting these Oshite spells, Prana starts bubbling up from the very roots of your soul. And then? You supposedly upgrade into a Breatharian. As in—no food, no water, just pure cosmic energy.

I was like, "CAP! No way!" That sounds like some straight-up manga plot. Plus, look at me—I’m out here chanting my heart out and I’m still craving snacks!

Then the Up Above crew hits me with: "That’s 'cause there’s a separate task force, fam."

Say what now?

Apparently, before we were even born, some of us volunteered for this. Right now, these souls are just on standby, waiting for the mission to drop.

And get this: If these volunteers become "Pillars of Light," even the folks who aren't "awake" yet will start resonating.

And then? BOOM. The entire human race gets a genetic rewrite.

FOR REAL?!

I was like, "Yeah, okay, sure... as if." ( ̄▽ ̄)

Where is the Up Above squad getting these sci-fi scripts from? Netflix?

And listen, I’m not flexing, but I’ve literally never had a hit project. This tiny little niche content of mine isn't going viral. I told them, "Sorry to burst your bubble, High-Dimensional Overlords, but I’m gonna let you down."

But they’re just sitting there, acting all smug and chill.

"Once it starts running, it’ll spread like wildfire," they say.

Listen... I love making the art. It’s a vibe. It flows. But marketing? That sh*t is exhausting! Just yesterday I was low-key whining while working, like, "Why am I even doing this?!"

In this state, how is it supposed to spread?!

Then they go: "Don't sweat it. Once the fans show up, they’ll handle the signal boost naturally."

My guys... I have ZERO views on my blog. NOBODY IS WATCHING.

If I need help, I need it NOW!

So... yeah. Sorry. Probably not gonna happen.

Then they hit me with the ultimate curveball:

"Go ask an AI what happens to a timeline where humanity upgrades to Breatharians."

So I did. And the AI says:

"Civilization and the very concept of 'economy' would vanish. No more fighting to own stuff. A perfectly equal society."

Whoa...

That’s literally the Miroku (Maitreya) World. The Thousand-Year Kingdom.

Then I asked, "Wait, what about our current timeline?"

The answer? "If things keep going this way, humans will still stop eating eventually... BUT it’ll be a mega-dystopian class society."

I can totally see it. The rich get to keep bodies that are almost human, while the poor get stuck in low-quality "tin can" cyborg bodies.

HELL NO. We gotta smash that timeline!

Does this mean I actually have to get serious and keep grinding on these Oshite chants and Kagura dances?! What have I gotten myself into...

...Well, at least that’s the "lore" I’m going with! LOL 😂






To be continued in episode"18、Manifesting the Miroku World: Living the Plot of the Century"















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